Saturday, June 2, 2007

A Butler to Boot

Dear Blog,

Tick Tock the clock tolls tea time and the crumpets are hot! I gasped to hear on the radio today that the Bulter business is booming! The money spewing from Wally Street seems to have a interesting side effect, those who incur massive amounts of wealth from investments are getting lazier! They need bulter's to take care of their needs and its a high demand job with a low supply of workers! This new money mostly in the NY area kindly pays an average $200,000 anually to the role of bulter. Its great if your English or at least have a similar accent, that earns you a grand bonus, 20 to be exact, that right $20,000 more for sounding like your a great mystery solver from Scotland Yard dear Mr. Holmes.

Brush up your culinary skills, master those hospital corners, and draw me a bath.

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